nat!

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

(via ejacu-latte)

peoplehood:

peoplehood:

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

We all exist together… that’s pretty neat…

(via damn-funny)

thebootydiaries:

“aw that sucks :(”

— me as a professional therapist  (via done)

sofyasemyonovna:

growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain

(via damn-funny)

luckylesbiano:

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

(via damn-funny)

weirdmageddon:

jewish =/= israeli btw

not all jews are israeli and most jews worldwide are abhorred by israel’s actions. there are palestinian jews too. dont turn this into antisemitism (hatred of All jews), make sure it stays anti-Zionism (anti-israel’s colonization of palestine)

(via mercilessfuckinggodeanwincheste)

n-award:

do not give cunts a shortcut to fuck with you by listing every thing wrong with you in your bio

(via greenteaofficial)

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

(via dulect)

rosacarolina:

(via omgjay1988)

chocolate-and-discourse:

chocolate-and-social-justice:

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries.

I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

(via exodushero)

apelcini:

Friend when I’m being annoying: oh my god I hate you

Me, trying to figure out if they’re joking or not: